"We'll all have diesel"
Suki take it off again
"No, I meant unleaded"
Polly put the kettle on
"My car needs LPG"
Suki took it off again
"I'm not sure we have it"
Polly put the kettle on
"anyone for premium"
Suki took it off again
"can you do an oil change"
Polly put the kettle on
"I'd like my windscreen washed"
Suki took it off again
"I'll go and get a cloth"
Polly put the kettle on
"I should stick to making tea"
Suki took it off again
"Too late, they've all gone away."
This crazy poem was written as part of the #100wcgu at Julia's Place. Each week we are tasked with writing 100 words on a prompt given to us. This week the prompt was a picture; now can you see where my mind went?
That's the funniest thing I've read today! I love the way you updated Mother Goose.
ReplyDeleteThanks Sharon, when I wrote things like this it makes me worry for my sanity
ReplyDeleteHa, ha that gave me a giggle. Well done.
ReplyDeleteHa, ha that made me giggle. Well done.
ReplyDeleteThat is completely insane butat least after seeing the picture I know you are not insane ! Found you at finding the funny.
ReplyDeleteI love it :-)
ReplyDeleteI love it :-) nothing wrong with a bit of madness!
ReplyDeleteCrazy! :)
ReplyDeleteDitto to all the above. V funny :DD
ReplyDeletevery funny. :D Ditto to all the above.
ReplyDeleteI take great pride in being able to read that whole thing in the exactly correct rhythm and melody. Can I get this on iTunes? :)
ReplyDelete(Thanks for linking this up over at #findingthefunny last week!)